Poem #26

As so many of you may well know, there is a lot to be said about Yelp reviews. The best thing to say about them, of course, is how useless they are; however, from time to time, they are poetic. I took a recent post and snipped it apart and sewed it back together. Please, enjoy this poem, unlike someone’s sandwich.

Yelp Review #1

I was at work
and had someone
pick me up a sub.

It had rotten tomatoes.

Could not return it,
could not leave work.
Starved.

Recently got an eggplant sub,
bitter, like a kid made it,
not delicious at all.

Get it together.

bam

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